Oak Park University-Canada at Toronto. A university in the Riverdale neighbourhood of Toronto, Ontario. The university was founded by Mary Whitaker and Scott Ferguson in 1895 and has been a well kept secret ever since. Majors of the university include: racketeering, Canadian liquors, finance, business, hockey, lumberjacking, pinners, and curling. The university has been considered a poor reflection, a stereotype of sorts, on Canadian universities as a whole.
Who would've thought I could go to a school and major in alcohol?
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