stalk-texting

The act of continuously texting someone in an effort to pursue them and/or get to know them. This combines the acts of stalking and text messaging. Stalk-texting can run up your phone bills, causing angry parents. Stalk-texters are characterized by sending you multiple texts per minute. And, if you don't respond they will send the text message over and over again until you do.

"HONEY, WHY IS YOUR PHONE BILL SO HIGH?!"
"sorry mom, ralph just won't stop STALK-TEXTING me!"

by liesel June 11, 2006

dirty texting

Texting with another person with the aim of causing sexual arousal. Similar to dirty talk, but texting.

Vanessa is meeting with her boty call after class.. In the meanwhile they are dirty texting...

by juanma885 September 22, 2011

testigina

noun.
def: testicles/ vagina

Whoa. That dude probably has a testigina

by Stupid-defs January 30, 2009

texting

STUPID!! the worlds worst invention that can only break up relationships and tear people further apart

The following dialouge is a representation of two typical people texting about a typical subject:
person 1: what are you doing on saturday?"
person 2:"NOTHING!"
person 1: "oh, wanna hang out?"
person 2: "sure lol"
person 1: "what's so funny, you're a jerkface never talk to me again"

by R. E. Tarded February 25, 2009

texting

A way to communicate your friends by "typing" on your cell phone. The most pointless thing in the world.

It also makes your English bad.

Texter: Oh, my friend texted me about <insert gossip here> and were texting for 5 hours straight!

Non-texter: God, why don't you just call the person?

by ~C January 27, 2009

tasting purple

Tripping on a psychedelic drug i.e. LSD, mushrooms so hard that you can taste colors i.e. purple

I tripped so hard at Bonnaroo I was tasting purple.

by tripper12345 March 30, 2010

desperate texting

The act of sending a forwarded text to everyone on your contacts saying something like heeyy whuttssupp!?!?! because you have nothing better to do than talk to people you probably dont give a shit about because no one ever texts you first.

(text from Jenny): fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: HEYY WHUTTSUUPP!?!?!

(a group of 5 girls at a party hear their phones go off at the same time)
Minnie: goddamn Jenny needs to stop fucking desperate texting us all the time.

by ycnan si eman ym February 22, 2009