Taming the whale

Chatting up a fat person

Look at him, he's Taming the whale!

by Tom Mck March 13, 2008

Tagontantly

Having the characteristics of somone who is tagontant.

Jimmy was holding the camera very tagontantly as he took a video instead of a picture by accident, making him a passenger on the S.S. Failboat.

by Perseus' ballsack September 27, 2008

Taimoni

A name ussually given to AFRICAN AMERICANS with a hint of chinese. These people are ussually fun and lovable. They can be shy to new people but when u get to know them, can be amazing, fun, and wild.

Have hidden talent waiting to be opened :)

-Hey im chinese and black, my name is TAIMONI
-hey there sexy with a body like that ur name must be Taimoni..;)

by Sharmeen Jaffry May 21, 2009

Tacon

Tacon is a fake. It's a pretend bacon. It's like bacon, but without any of the flavour or wonderful artery clogging fat. It's like none alcohol beer. Sure it might be better for you, but whats the point. Do not be fooled by it. Louise might like it, but louise is wrong. Listen to martin. Pork fat rules

I can't eat this tacon, it tastes like crap

by Mc Piggy pig November 15, 2009

Tabongoning

When you beer bong before riding in a tobaggan.

James Wilson scored a .21 from a breathalyzer test after his tobaggan got pulled over by the park rangers after going Tabongoning.

by Rockfan145 January 7, 2010

taconachos

the futile blend of taco stuff and nachos. sometimes worse than tacobell the taconacho is like the rest of the mexican food and has virtually no variants

WTF!? what are you maekin Jesse?
Jesse: Taconachos
OMG

Jesse: yeah its good
ok ill try
FIVE MINUTES LATER==>
WTF DID YOU PUT IN THIS?!!! >:(
Jesse:beef verde, cheese in a jug, "vitamins"
it hurts my crapper hurts man
Jesse::( Im sorry ill fix it
STFU! i is sick :P

by oreo peltz April 21, 2011

Tacón

noun. word used to describe ones regular once/month shag. this is someone you defiantly are interested in but they just wanna smash...occationally. this person is generally devilishly attractive with below a average social skills and/or IQ. often have low libido

can also be used as a verb.

I had an encounter with a tacón last night.

by yokes666 November 22, 2011