Toffifee

To shit ones pantyloons in such away it can only look like a box of melted Toffifee.

Dans had a bad toffifee and now hes had to throw his underwear in the bin.

by Gumshield knobhead August 19, 2018

tofarfi

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EW ITS A TOFARFI EGG

by cambon September 22, 2018

toff less

A person or persons who are from a small town in a big city who have more then one tooth missing " a Dalian "

Mandy and Sara who are from Oildale came to the city of Bakersfield Toff Less

by Adrian Soto - Brinda Flores December 15, 2018

TOff

A rich posh spoiled kid.

Toff: ahh my phone just broke oh it’s fine I’ll get a new one soon.

by Alex nelligan January 20, 2019

Tofola

A goddess from Nigeria. Usually mysterious in Nature. Associating with her draws you into her very interesting world. She brings joy to her acquaintances and haters.

Let us go to Tofola, I'm sure your life won't remain the same.

by Tiffylaun February 1, 2020

toffee

innocent sugar that has been buttered and roasted beyond belief and then petrified into a supposedly edible form. despite never having been successfully bitten through, it's flavor has been described as "overwhelming".

see also: adamantine, coffee

i tried to eat toffee and all of my teeth immediately went on strike.

by GrillSalt March 14, 2020

Tofu Cracker

Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).

Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."

by satanicevil April 27, 2020