Thread-Head

To have a someone give you head through your jeans, usually costing extra with a lap dance from a stripper.

Zac: Did you have a good time with Mercedes?

Mike: Hell Yeah, I totally got some Thread-Head!

by Zac123 June 14, 2010

Bust treads

to go fast, or accelerate quickly

Oh shit, is the 5-0, we gotta bust treads

by Toby Maxwell February 23, 2006

The SH!THEADS

a group of idiots who film alot of random bullshit which is extremely funny. Such bullshit can be found in "The SH!THEADS Movie", "SH!THEADS 2: Boys On The Bog" and "Stick A Sword In These Things". The SH!THEADS consist of Ant McEwan, Sam Chaabane, Mark Alpin and Jakey Boy.

From "The SH!THEADS Movie":

Ant - "Awww man, is I well 'ard coz I is smokin'?"
Jakey - "Are we there yet?" Ant - "Yep, we're there...eat shit!"

From "SH!THEADS 2: Boys On The Bog":

Mark - "Im addicted to being put in sleeper holds!...Wack one on me now!"
Ant - "You were the one who said I couldnt get it up motherfucker!"

From "Stick A Sword In These Things":

Hobo Ballbaggins - "It's some sort of weird language...i cant make it out..."
Gunbelt - "There's few who can. In the common tongue it reads 'Place finger here'."

by Ant McEwan February 27, 2005

thread

1> top notch; high quality
2> own

that game was thread kid

by THa ZiLLa February 14, 2005

The Sheep thread

A thread on AlternateHistory.com that is over 120 pages long and full of insanity. Proof that either god doesn't exist or he doesn't bother with humans

BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM SNAAAKE!!

damn this is so The Sheep thread

by Jesus August 15, 2004

THIS THREAD ROCKS!

Sarcastic comment on a thread that has degenerated from its orignal topic to flame wars, spam, and idiocy. See also I LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS GOING.

crazyass: u moron linux is wayyyyy better than windows
HippieEater: You're a dipshit, I have no interest in getting Linux.
outofwhack: Hey guys wasn't this thread about help with an OS system and not what OS is better?
Admin: THIS THREAD ROCKS! *locks topic*

by OLOL August 7, 2007

Death threats

Something that so many people apparently do, but I doubt it.
KYS is not a death threat MM.

Dude1 and the inteternet "Kill yourself"
Dude0 "Wow, are those death threats?"
Dude1 "Oh no, it's retarded."

by DollmakerHans December 27, 2018