Waterslide surprise

When a male is travelling down a water slide and somehow the genitalia suddenly reverse direction and become crushed under the body. The genitalia then proceed to experience extreme friction for the rest of the ride. This is somewhat surprising.

Ricardo was travelling down the slide and suddenly he had an expression of anguish because of waterslide surprise

by Steven Brinks December 6, 2006

protruding surprise

1. Something that is protruding and surprizing at the same time. Often the protrusion is the cause of the surprise.

2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.

3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.

#1:
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."

#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"

by Argonak April 12, 2008

stop sign surprise

When a woman is giving you a blowjob as you're driving, and right when you're about to cum you slam on the breaks and her head flies off your dick onto the steering wheel, thus making you jizz on her face.

"Yo, why has Mary been avoiding you all week?"
"Oh. She's still mad that I gave her a stop sign surprise."

by Elixer0 May 18, 2008

suprise sex

Sex that the recipient didn't realize they agreed to.

Chick: "Kobe totally raped me from behind. I didn't want to have sex with him. I'm calling the cops."
Lawyer: "Nah, it was just suprise sex. You were asking for it."
Chick: "Oh, cool."

by poohbah May 24, 2006

Dutch Oven Surprise

A classical dutch oven, which is when you fart under the covers and pull the covers over your partner's face, except this dutch oven comes with a freshly baked batch of brownies!

I thought it was just a harmless dutch oven, but then i saw the dutch oven surprise!

by Jörg December 12, 2006

Shaolin Surprise

When having sex with a woman doggy style, have a bald Asian man come in and real quickly switch off and see how long it takes the girl to turn around and realize.
This move is not recomended if you would ever like to have sex with that woman again.

Yeah dude, I gave Jess the Shaolin Surprise the other night. She was lovin that shit till she turned around and saw Cheng!

by Rofellos December 10, 2007

cuban surprise

When you cover your dick in flavored rolling paper and make sure it's nice and tight. Then you get a girl to circumsize your penis, like you would do to the end of a cigar if you are about to smoke it. Then the girl lights the tip of your penis to stop the bleeding from the circumcision and begins suck or do whatever she wants with your penis.

My girl wanted to smoke last night do I gave her a Cuban surprise.

I was super drunk last night so I gave myself a Cuban surprise.

by Sexytexan1990 January 11, 2014