Stoic

1) To be non-expressive facially.
2) To compulsively stare at women's breasts to the point where it creeps them out.

"Danielle doesn't want to go to Steve's wedding because he's so stoic." - Note, this example could apply to both definitions.

by Mr. Leopard January 22, 2008

Stomach Pirranha

A species of pirranha that lay they're eggs inside pork meat. Stomach pirranhas can be found in normal pork chops found and a grocery store, although rare. Stomach pirranha eggs can be found in about 1 in 1000 normal pork chops. When you get stomach pirranha eggs in your stomach there is really no way to stop them and they will soon devour your stomach and then your esophagus.

Oh no, I think ive got stomach pirranhas (stomach gets devoured)

by Halijajaja April 28, 2008

Stoic

Something that is pretty and mesmerizing. Some might even call it starry or pulchritudinous.

The Mona Lisa appears so stoic, it is beautiful to look at.

by Saschas June 10, 2012

Stomach job

When a fat bitch beats ya meat with her rolls of fat

Im never fucking a fat bitch again she gave me a stomach job

by Braindeadism November 3, 2017

Ukranian Stomach bug

Radiation poisoning.

person 1: "I just bought a plane ticket to Prip'yat! I can't wait to explore the abandoned city!"
person 2: "Dont stay too long, or you'll contract the Ukranian Stomach bug."

by IcomplainToTheInternet17 June 22, 2020

Gay stoicism

Mild stoicism encourages individuals to approach daily challenges with a calm and rational perspective, recognizing that they cannot control everything that happens to them. By focusing on their own actions, attitudes, and choices, individuals can cultivate resilience, maintain emotional balance, and make the most of each situation they encounter.

I was stuck in traffic today and missed a job interview however I stayed mildly stoic and didn’t let it affect my emotions, this was gay stoicism

by Arthur J and the gays July 4, 2023

Cow Stomach

Some one Very fat!

Hey You 300lbs. cow stomach.

by Brian May 31, 2003