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The Confederate states of america

in the South in the land of traitors
Rattlesnakes and alligators
basically a racist group that didnt want there slaves taken away so they

Betrayed the Union and formed there own nation
Retard from the 1860s: i serve the Confederate states of america
Everyone: your a racist retard
by HistoricalFanatics March 2, 2022
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U.S. Red States

Mostly non-urban portions of the United States typically with the lowest per capita income and education levels but the highest crime rates, divorce rates and percentage of the population that describe themselves as "Christian".

The term is derived from the 2000 presidential election where TV News broadcasts colored the US map with red for states carried by George W Bush. The term has become a shorthand for the conservative side of the cultural divide in the US.

In Red States, the Republican Party has co-opted the most extreme conservative position on cultural issues and managed to conflate these issues with patriotism and family values.

Red State voters, while often the poorest, most ill-informed and least educated of the electorate vote against their social and economic self-interest because they view "values" as the measure of good governance.

The term is now expanded to describe a lifestyle and attitude that is anti-elitist and attached to American symbols such as the flag, large SUVs, NASCAR, Wal-Mart and country music.
See also Blue States
Mega-churches in the Red States distributed Christian voter guides to steer their congregations to vote for Bush in 2004.
by clindsay September 18, 2005
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United states of American

What you call people from the US, as to not confuse them with other americans.
Surely, only a United States of American could believe that America is a country.
by Jacob_jacob August 2, 2007
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Shapes

A person who is generally overweight but the fat is porportioned oddly. Perhaps they look normal except for awkwardly fat arms or a double chin. It can also apply to someone who's fat seems to move around, or they gain and lose large amounts of weight on a regular basis.
Well I don't know. Bob's a nice guy and all but he's totally shapes so I wouldn't date him.

My english teacher is totally shapes and I can't stop starring at her weird porportions.
by Hattey April 15, 2008
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The Four Stages of Being High

First Stage: Hyper
Second Stage: Feeling very happy
Third Stage: Stoned; Where you feel almost dead and anything is comfy
Fourth Stage: Retarded; Where you literally can't operate your own mind and body

After the last stage, it will restart as a new cycle but a "higher" level
Person 1: Dude ok what if when we are smoking, like we are going through a neverending of The four stages of being high, and it just keeps going..
Person 2: Like how you get hyper then happy..oh then you get stoned..hmm and whats above that?
Person 1: Thats when you smoked so much and you are just Retarded
Person 3: Whoa dude..dude!?! look at the spider, I'm so high that I don't care.
by Dizz85 June 29, 2010
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The United States of America

The fattest, dumbest, and most self absorbed country in the world.
by Callumbuddy March 14, 2016
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