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Spliff

An emptied cigarette that has been filled with Cannabis.

Also refers to a joint rolled with a mixture of Cannabis and Tobacco.
Johnny couldn't roll joints, so he would often make a spliff instead.
by The Happiness Club March 13, 2009
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Spaff

another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
by big bob roberts jr the third September 25, 2009
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spliffled

1. The act of becoming stoned as shit due to a generous sprinkling of tobacco in MaryJane's hair. Usage also includes reference to mixture with alternative tobaccos, which can include cloves, cigarillos, and shisha.
1. Yo yo you got weed in that hookah? Shiiit well imma go over there and get MY weed and then imma come back over here and we fin get SPLIFFLED!
by BluePrince May 11, 2009
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spliff mood

to be in the mood to smoke a spliff, a.k.a. blunt/bleether
"I'm in a spliff mood, dawg, i needa smoke."
by S.K.W.I.D. October 5, 2009
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Spaff-Womble

Person, persons or institutions who have become so deeply inbred that putrification has begun not just of the mind but indeed their very soul.

This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
Dave: I was reading a definition on Urban Dictionary

and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.

John: What a Spaff-Womble!

Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
by Atari quam-tazum January 1, 2012
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Spaff

He’s a proper spaff
by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018
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spliffy

A word that defines full of yourself in all the ways that say hell yeah! You know you are fine. Looking sharp, feeling sharp, feeling good, feeling elegant, He/She
A: Husband/Boyfriend: Yo, you're My spliffy woman, looking all beauteous!
B: Wife/Girlfriend: Wassup, Mr. Spliffy, Fine in every way!
by MrsSporty October 13, 2020
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