spank stain

1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.

2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.

3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.

1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.

2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.

3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.

by millrat08 November 22, 2013

spanking whiteys

Enjoying a perfectly made White Russian before sharing some laughs, with friends. The Dude abides.

1: Hey dude, let's start spanking whiteys.
2: Fuck yeah! Then let's share a laugh!

by tcw4 November 26, 2014

Spank dandy

A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.

Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.

Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!

by Chaos_273 September 4, 2015

spank n jank

To masturbate or to say stuff in the place of a saying.

I'm about to go spank n jank

by ShlongLong October 27, 2017

SPANKING THE TURTLE

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018

Spankloshing

Noun: the combination of two sexual/sensual practices spanking and sploshing. First, thorough spanking is administered to the spankee. Then, when the booty is red, hot, and stingy, the spankee immediately sits on a cold cake (pavlova is preferred). This is followed by more general sploshing by all participants.

Spankloshing was developed as an extension of the base practices of spanking and sploshing.

by Neophyte kink March 3, 2019

Spankmonk

Spankmonk meaning Fat

1) Christian Warner is "Spankmonk"

2) Damn that ass "Spankmonk"

by SlatSlime June 23, 2019