spank and tank

A corruption of Tank and Spank.

tank (n.) - A tank is a character that survives large amounts of damage which fights on the battlefront and enables glass cannon builds to succeed. As a drawback, most tank builds aren't able to deal much damage back to the enemy because all their gear is focused on surviving.

tank (v.) - The process of a player tanking and taking all the damage saving other characters from death.

spank (v.) - The action of dealing loads of damage back to the enemy and thus punishing them.

tanking and spanking (v.) - The process of a tank doing his job but also dealing a considerable amount of damage back to the enemy.
Example 1. Damn monk! You can tank and spank!

Example 2. That dude is tanking and spank! Unbelievable!

Example 3.
Player A: Wow you can spank and tank!
Player B: Get it right. Its tank and spank not spank and tank!
by Ultimater September 13, 2012
mugGet the spank and tankmug.

spank rape

when someone spanks you against your will.
Officer: what is it M'am?
You: i was spank raped!! *sob*
by zee08 December 15, 2008
mugGet the spank rapemug.

spank shop

A finacial investment company set up of shore, usually Spain, and thus not subject to UK regulations with the intention of ripping off as many people as possible.
Dave and Steve made a packet with their spank shop and went on to open a health food store in Norwich.
by robuttt December 7, 2006
mugGet the spank shopmug.

to spank the monkey

to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself
Guy 1: How did it go last night?
Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to spank the monkey!
by Monkey Business March 18, 2011
mugGet the to spank the monkeymug.

Hammer spank

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the power of 1000 hurricanes which knocks the hammer spanked unconscious allowing you to do what you want with their body.
Isaac hammer spanked storm so fuckin hard last night.
by Isaac fucked storm June 3, 2018
mugGet the Hammer spankmug.

meat spank

Hold your junk like a slab of cold meat , and swinging it with the force of a thousand suns.
Im going to meat spank people with staff infection.
by Touchmymeatspank January 10, 2012
mugGet the meat spankmug.

Panda spanking

do something silly. Something quirky. Something TOTALLY unexpected
Have you spanked a Panda today?
Panda spanking relieves stress
by Ghn_o June 23, 2009
mugGet the Panda spankingmug.

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