Snapper

A quick little fart that feels like a rubber band flick on one’s perineum.

I love bubbly water, but those snappers get me every time!

by LavaExcelsior October 23, 2019

SMAPPED

Being smashed and lost. Looking stoned and lost. So gone you look off the Map.

Also, if you say something way out because your "smapped."

That dude looks smapped he can't even tell his right from his left.

by Mr. Manic88 May 30, 2021

Slapped-out

To get slapped-out means to get told off or ridiculed verbally for getting something wrong, mainly from a boss/someone you’re doing something for.

It’s basically the vocal equivalent of a slap to the face.

This stems from the ideology that some parents have of slapping their kids as a form of punishment if they fall out of line, eventually hoping to correct their behaviour. Hence the phrase “slapped-out”.

Henry: I got slapped-out by the boss today.
Mable: What happened this time?
Henry: I got the address wrong on today’s invoice and it never made it to his desk.
Mable: Probably just in a bad mood, you should’ve seen how he slapped-out Charlie the other day.

OR

Bob: My wife slapped me out yesterday for staying at the bar too late.
Tom: I hate when my wife slaps me out man, I’d do anything to avoid it.

by Aggin and Aggin February 9, 2022

Snapper

A stereotypical pedophile with big goofy ass square glasses, long greasy hair, pasty skin, and a t-shirt usually depicting a dragon or a fucking loony toons character in an effort to more easily lure unsuspecting children out of the sandbox and into their creepy fucking shaggin wagons.

Aryan Brother: throw me that bone crusher mighty mouse so I can slump this snapper in the next cell.

by Alice_Dee802 March 21, 2022

swapped breeding sandwich

A breeding sandwich with two couples where they agree to swap partners for the purpose of knocking each other up. This should only be left to couples that have a really strong bond with each other. It is better if both couples have engaged in and already had a set of children with their main partners in a normal breeding sandwich first.

Chloe: You know I thought conceiving my first child with James in a breeding sandwich with you was the most intimate thing I could do with a bestie, but the fact that you let me use Thomas's reprogrammer in a swapped breeding sandwich is truly next level.

Samantha: Yeah and to think that James knocked me up not only with your permission but with your blessing and participation really brings our friendship to a whole new level.

by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023

poople-snapper

a politer way of saying shit eater

you poople-snapper

by andrew brown November 24, 2003

gaggle slapped

(gag-gull slapped)
-adj.

1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.

2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.

"I can't believe I was gaggle slapped! He used to be such a sweet boy... what happened to him?"

"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010