Shitzophrenic is an illness that can affect your ability to think about shitting clearly, being paranoid to shit, manage your asshole, being incapable of relieving the bowels.
Whenever I am at my new boyfriend's house, I always get shitzophrenic to the point of almost sharding my pants, so I always find an excuse to leave so I can shit at the gas station down the road to save my dignity.
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“Hey Carter, let’s drive to Saskatoon for some agro pop and then we can turn you into a shitzkabob at the local Ramada”
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When you are too drunk and you don't wanna admit it. But your friends are like "Yeah, ur too drunk".
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When is the sitzprobe? Haven't you heard, we've replaced the orchestra with a backing track so we're having a shitzprobe instead.
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When is the sitzprobe? Haven't you heard, they replaced the orchestra with a backing track so we're having a shitzprobe instead.
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(Adverb) - To Shmizzzy is to commit one or more secretive activities, for a loved one or friend(s), whilst always keeping the best intentions at hand and in mind.
(Adverb) - To Shmizzzy is to commit one or more secretive activities, for a loved one or friend(s), whilst always keeping the best intentions at hand and in mind.
Becky has been shmizzzying her money so that her newborn infant can afford the expensive doctors visits.
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