shitzkin

Area between the ballsack and butthole also referred to as the gouch

Oh fuck me I think I’ve ripped my shitzkin

by Explorers July 6, 2023

Shlitter

When you watch a movie trailer and it leaves you in absolute awe and pining for the movie release.. only to find months later the movie is shit.
All that glitters...is shit.

Nigel couldn't wait to watch that film he'd watched the glittering trailer for at least 100 times, only to discover it was a total piece of shit and a waste of time and money. That trailer was 'Shlitter'.

by HandShAndy98♧ September 13, 2023

Schlitz fer Sharten

A synonym for flea markets

Schlitz means slash or “long cut” but also has reference to cheap beer.

Sharten slang for “shit”

So the term means “Shit for shit”

A shitty hole in the wall flea market filled with shit.

I’d love to go to the park but I got to go with my grandma to the Schlitz fer Sharten today

by hotwheels04 October 27, 2023

Shitzkrieg

When everything is going wrong in your life all at once; a time when everything is rapidly changing for the worst or strangely burdensome.

My wife is cheating on me with my sister, I locked my keys in my car, and my boss called to fire me. Why is today such a shitzkrieg?

by Keasterbunny December 13, 2023

SHITZEN

The coolest guy in the planet, an absolute stud, all the girls want him.

Dang look at that SHITZEN over there!

by SHITZEN February 11, 2024

Shitzophrenic

Shitzophrenic is an illness that can affect your ability to think about shitting clearly, being paranoid to shit, manage your asshole, being incapable of relieving the bowels.

Whenever I am at my new boyfriend's house, I always get shitzophrenic to the point of almost sharding my pants, so I always find an excuse to leave so I can shit at the gas station down the road to save my dignity.

by Sunkistable February 26, 2024

Shitzkabob

The act of having two wenches peg a submissive male at the same time one in his mouth and one in doggystyle with two 18 inch dildos until they touch in the center.

“Hey Carter, let’s drive to Saskatoon for some agro pop and then we can turn you into a shitzkabob at the local Ramada”

by The #1 Beaner March 30, 2024