secret song

A hidden track on the CD "Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits" It is song by Homestar Runner. The lyrics are as follows:
Secret Song
I can’t believe it’s you
I never knew it was true
Oh Se-cuh-ret Soooong

Secret So- Sooooooooooooong
You’re the secretest song on the album
Secret Song
Songs are made of myst'ries
And clouds are made of moonbeams
Secret Song

{spoken}
Secret Song
I love you
All night long
I can’t stand to see you go
Secret Song
I love you so

{Homestar plays a wrong chord}
Wait...
{Homestar plays a different wrong chord}
Good enough.

Robert: Did you hear Secret Song?
Jimmy: Why yes, I did listen to the final track of Strong Bad Sings and listen to 6 minutes and 20 seconds into the song.

by Dinnerdinnerdinner April 22, 2007

secret-fat

When an individual at first glance is of a normal height/weight ratio but then on further inspection is actually a fat ass.

With men, this happens often with an ample chest cavity which hides a beer gut. This theory can also be applied to women.

The most difficult cases arise when the subject is very hot in the face therefore making their body less prominent but then only with another glance does their actual shape come to light.

"That guy I brought home last night looked so hot when he was dancing on the bar, but that well toned chest was hiding a whole world of secret-fat."

by the Dilley January 24, 2009

Secret Nudist

Someone who likes to walk aroud without his/her clothes on when they are alone, usually in their house.

When her parents werent home, Jim would take off his clothes and walk around being a secret nudist.

by Ninja_boi October 18, 2010

Secret Frustration

Something that you don’t understand or doesn’t make sense why it happens to you, but you also know that God could change the situation, because He can remove that obstacle, open that closed door, or remove that temptation or addiction.

Be it a situation in your health, your finances, or a relationship, when God doesn’t seem to be intervening to turn things around, know that His grace is sufficient for every one of your secret frustrations.

by MathPlus January 6, 2019

Secret Pedophile Tag

A Game in which you literally avoid a person much younger than you to make sure no undesired romantic relationship is formed.

Secret Pedophile Tag: Its like regular tag but she doesn't know that she's it and if I get tagged I don't just become it, I become a pedophile.

by Pat! June 25, 2008

Secret Dating

where 2 people meet and get very deep very quickly. A small part of them is concerned regarding this as feeelings become possibly deeper than imagined or even defined. What is expereinced is unique and iniduidual. These 2people who are not dating, seing, buddying or benefiting are also very aware of external influences but eventually give in to the feelings that emerge.

Will is secret dating catherine, and she really likes him but are required to keep it secret so external influences arent nosey or due to the quickness of a fall from any previous relationships! However despite the strength of the external influences, love brings them together through destiny.

by John_Thorpe March 28, 2009

Secret lemonade drinker

A homosexual, who has yet to fully exit the closet, but every now and then has a little bit of a mince.

Rod - I swear Andrew keeps checking my cock out in the toilet!

Mick - funny I thought the same thing! I think he's a bit of a secret lemonade drinker.

by Wellhank December 6, 2012