Schmeat 

Schmeat
A below average penis, with one exception. If the schmeat is attached to a firefighter it refers to a penis so huge it changes the atmospheric pressure of any room it's in.

I can barely breathe with that fireman’s schmeat in here

Schmeat by Ledantarious IV June 17, 2020

schmegley 

a word for someone in which you do not know their ethnic backgrounds....they look like chinese but are something totally different

Yo! Look at that schmegley over there.

schmegley by xxevllpoptartxx December 1, 2005

schme 

1) A word used as a substitue for "Hello!" or "Goodbye!". A common greeting used between friends.

2) Can also be used as an adjective to describe things.

1) Person 1: Schme!
Person 2: Schme! How've ya been?

2) Person 1: Today was schmetastic!

schme by schmegirl123 March 15, 2011

schmagma 

A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?

Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.

schmagma by Jeff January 11, 2004

schmear 

jis, cum, semen, ejaculate

Try singing, "99 bagels with schmear on the wall, 99 bagels with schmear..." to kill even the strongest bagel craving.

schmear by jackalicious April 8, 2004

schmegmatism 

The release of schmegma during a female orgasm. Much like a male's ejaculation.

When Dick was going down on Jane she had a schmegmatism.

schmegmatism by Ryan March 18, 2004

Schmag

Adjective - A discrete way to describe semen.

Geez John! You got schmag on the pillow again!

Schmag by bcterry August 1, 2007