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schme is an everything word, pertaining mainly to the words it replaces. schme can be inserted into every day speach as names, information, or even explitives. oh and schme does not mean vagina!!!
"omg he's so like schme!!!!"
"the capitol of north dakota is schme schme no one cares!"
"schme!! i just stubbed my toe"
schme by molly kay April 27, 2006
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a breath of apathy.
Used as a term to define how very indifferent you are to whatever the situation may be.
Aimee: Do you want to drive or should I?
Kristin: Schme...
schme by Philadelphia kitties April 23, 2009
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Someone who thinks they're awesome and have lots of friends when really they're not and their friends actually hate them.
OMG Ruby is such a schme!
schme by Drilla J v2 October 15, 2020
A word somebody will use if they do not want to answer a question because they are at fault on their part.
Euan: dont tell theo but ive forgotten his copy of unholy war again

Lewi: sure thing

*theo walks over*

lewi: hey theo, isnt unholy war a kickass game

Theo: hey, oh yea euan didnt you say youd bring it in today

Euan: schme
schme by lewi dibbin November 12, 2008
1) A word used as a substitue for "Hello!" or "Goodbye!". A common greeting used between friends.

2) Can also be used as an adjective to describe things.
1) Person 1: Schme!
Person 2: Schme! How've ya been?

2) Person 1: Today was schmetastic!
schme by schmegirl123 March 15, 2011
portmanteau of scam and camera, a term used to describe traffic cameras, speed cameras, red light cameras. which are all about making money not safety
Since the red light scamera was installed they shortened the duration of the yellow light to boost revenue now there are a lot more accidents.
scamera by Just_sayin' July 4, 2021

Strength of Schedule 

term used, often in America Football, particularly College Football, in describing the difficulty of opponents a team has faced. The harder the S.O.S., the better as the team is more likely to be pardoned for losing games if they typically face better opponents.
Ohio State beat out Baylor and TCU to grab the fourth and final spot of the 2014 college football playoffs because Ohio State had a better strength of schedule as well as out of conference schedule. So though all three had lost one game each, the committee believed Ohio State's strength of schedule warranted them being awarded the final spot in the rankings.
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