Fuckel Schmuckel 

Something you say when you want to say something funny but can't think of anything original.

"Holy Fuckel Schmuckel man..."

Fuckel Schmuckel by nacnuD ronnoC July 23, 2022

Lutnick Schmucknick 

Nickname given Howard Lutnick, disgraced Secretary of Commerce, after crashing the world economy with Trump's unnecessary and misguided trade war.

Lutnick Schmucknick will go down in the annals of history as one of the worst Commerce Secretaries of all time.

Lutnick Schmucknick by LaughingAloud April 6, 2025

Carol Schmucker

Carol Schmucker

Pronoun; Precious perfect princess. Every mans dream. Every womans nightmare.. You will either be completely enchanted and powerless by her presence or left feeling lesserthan or incompetent. Unable to ever even compare to that witch is her. Love her? hate her ? Either way you will never forget her.. fan for life...

Anthony's so "Lucky",I wish i had a Carol Schmucker.

Carol Schmucker! If i never hear that again ill die a happy woman.

Carol Schmucker by Cancerous psycho November 21, 2025

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". 

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". by QuacksO December 1, 2023

Nebraskan Corn Schucker 

The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his pubic hair.

Sally gave me the ol' nebraskan corn schucker the other day and now I have a rash.

Nebraskan Corn Schucker by Ruddpudd April 1, 2024

Nebraskan Corn Schucker 

The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his pubic hair.

Sally gave me the ol' nebraskan corn schucker the other day and now I have a rash.

Nebraskan Corn Schucker by Ruddpudd April 1, 2024

nebraskan corn schucker 

The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his public hair.

The ithe day Sally gave me the ol Nebraskan Corn Schucker, and now I have a rash.

nebraskan corn schucker by Ruddpudd August 9, 2024