How do you rank on the Simp scale?
Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+
Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+
by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020
Get the Simp scalemug. (verb)
Changing something drastically, change the favor of something (FOR EXAMPLE: in a competition)
Changing something drastically, change the favor of something (FOR EXAMPLE: in a competition)
"with this goal player #1 will tilt the scales for her team!" - announcer
"with competitor #2 out of the battle, the scales have tilted!" - announcer
"with competitor #2 out of the battle, the scales have tilted!" - announcer
by ImmaBean February 28, 2017
Get the tilt the scalesmug. lame-no scale the scale in which a person/s or thing/s
lameness is judged on being from 0 to 10
0 being not lame and 10 being absolutely lame
lameness is judged on being from 0 to 10
0 being not lame and 10 being absolutely lame
person 1: that trick was so lame a baby could do it
person 2: yeah that was at least 7 on the lame-no scale
person 2: yeah that was at least 7 on the lame-no scale
by the last mad scientist October 10, 2011
Get the lame-no scalemug. A way of rating women on their level of attractiveness, usually between 1 and 10, with 1 being horribly unattractive and 10 being insanely attractive. Women are often spoken of with their rating alone, example below.
Guy A: Man, I saw this 9/10 yesterday. Definitely caught her checking me out.
Guy B: That high on the attraction scale?
Guy A: Yeah! Maybe even a 10!
Guy B: That high on the attraction scale?
Guy A: Yeah! Maybe even a 10!
by xMillzee September 30, 2016
Get the Attraction Scalemug. A scale party is a social gathering among friends or acquaintances, typically held after a bulk purchase of items such as food, spices, or other goods that are sold at a discount in large quantities. During a scale party, the purchased items are weighed out using a scale and then divided into smaller portions among the attendees, allowing everyone to take home a fair share of the goods. Participants may also use the occasion to sample the items and share recipes or tips. The scale party is a fun and practical way to save money by purchasing in bulk while also fostering a sense of community among friends.
Last weekend, me and my buddies got together for a scale party to divvy up some spices we bought in bulk, and it was awesome! We weighed everything out, tried some new flavors, and had a great time hanging out and catching up.
by Spankbank April 16, 2023
Get the scale partymug. john: you ok?, dave: sad face, john: ohhh right, dave: just sad face, john: you n that damn face scale
by kyranist July 19, 2011
Get the face scalemug. 