quarantine fatigue

The weariness that comes from doing nothing. A sudden urge to become an outdoorsman. The need to be around strangers during an epidemic.

Many couch potatoes are having an acute case of quarantine fatigue.

by Professor grandmaster G April 28, 2020

quarantine goggles

Finding someone attractive who you normally would not due being locked up in your homes and not seeing humans in months.

Jim: Wow Mike don’t you think Susan Boyle was looking absolutely scrumptious in that new edition of Scottish Singers Weekly?

Mike: WTF Mike. Take off your Quarantine Goggles.

by Dank Frank April 30, 2020

Quarantomb

A location in which a person has been forced to stay so long that they begin to feel like they’ve died and don’t know it.

I have been locked in my quarantomb so long during this pandemic that I’m not sure I’ll ever leave.

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

quarentash

Facial hair grown above upper lip during a period of quarentine

Hey Paul I see lockdown has allowed you to grow a fantastic quarentash, I bet you love re-enacting your favourite 70s pornstar while posing in the mirror

by Gremstar May 4, 2020

Quarenmullet

When you're stuck at home and this is the haircut you end up with.

Can't see my barber and this quarenmullet needs a trim.

by Dudu Carlisle May 4, 2020

quarantine tight

When you're the tightest you've ever been because you've just gone without sex for the longest time ever as an adult.

"baby put your N95 mask on and lets meet up secretly for sex. I'm not just ordinary tight right now im quarantine tight"

by Harroubi May 8, 2020

Quarantine attire

Black leggings not washed in four days with scgayed knees ,dirty white pit stained tank and camo hoodie

Girl what you wearing today...you know classic quarantine attire

by Martini1 May 12, 2020