Paratai

Cute, hot, pretty, amazing

Ooffff she a paratai

by Black bubblegum October 23, 2018

Pastaloin

When a child, usually under the age of 8 or gay, (sometimes both), licks a females hair (the spaghetti), with his tongue (loin), in order to initiate a mating sequence. The mating ritual consists of a dance, followed with anal probing with a lit cigarette.

Mom: Why did this little kid come up to bite my hair?

Son: He is definetly trying to pastaloin you.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus December 1, 2018

Parshantveer

Parshantveer

Parshantveer, a strong protective figure to destroy enemies. He'll fight off warriors and go to hell and back for you. Hes muscular and funny. Hes a good person to look up to. HE WILL FUCKING DESTROY FELOPATEER

Parshantveer is here... hide felo, hide.

by GURU N4N4K January 9, 2019

Pastability

Similar to possibility, but involving pasta. A pasta related option. (Noun)

I was thinking of cooking spaghetti tonight, but that’s only one pastability.

Every time I go to the noodle aisle at the store, I’m overwhelmed by all the pastabilities.

by theslurpynoodle March 14, 2019

Pasta bandit

A martyr who was killed due to the thieving of pasta, more specifically macaroni.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.

by JerinDd February 19, 2020

pasta sleepies

the sleepies you get after consuming a gluten-ous, carbadelic plate of delcious noodies

Man I can't read this paper I've got the pasta sleepies.

by flupdates March 8, 2020

Pasta dick

When she likes al dente so that she is still firm when you bite it.

My wife says our postman is a straight up pasta dick.

by MERLOT TOMITO June 7, 2020