Private Puppy

1)Imaginary vagina
2) Something used to piss Ashes off.

Sexy man : do you have a private puppy?
Sexy Man : o.o
Ashes (Elite): a private puppy?
Ashes (Elite): whatt?
Ashes (Elite): lol
Sexy Man: D:
Sexy Man: how do you not have one?!
Sexy Man: o.o

by Snipir October 19, 2008

Private Online Retail Network

An acronym for porn. Used when you mean "porn" but don't want to say "porn"

"What are you doing?"
"Surfing some private online retail networks"

by tangerineftw May 24, 2009

Privities

References to one's privates in a nice way. Said with an British/English accent.

"Gahhhhh, cover your privities, I've seen too much."

"Elp I've been kicked in me privities."
"Don't go showing your privities, alrighty then."
"Lookie there, I can see his privities through his swimkini"

by Mr. Assmed's Turtlekeeper March 25, 2013

private law

Law dealing with enforcing private matters, like wills, trusts (trust funds), and such.

According to Private Law, and his grandfather's will, his claim on his inheritance was right.

by Easy Eve May 10, 2016

Private Call

A Skype call consisting of two people, either in a 1 on 1 call or "privately" in a group call.

"Christina and Schmozilla were too busy with their private call to join us."
"Enrico and Benjamin enjoy regular private calls, as it is a healthy part of their relationship."

by Tessacotta-Bitch July 28, 2016

Private School Bubble

When a group of students at a private school do believe that they are 'the shit' and seem to believe the world owes them. This minority is generally confused to be what every student at a private school is like but that is not true.

#1: Those guys over there are definitely in a Private School Bubble.
#2: Yeah definitely, he refused to get the public bus because he was scared of being stabbed.

by Surging_Sanders June 10, 2016

private school problems

Where celebrity children go to school

and are completely forgotten.

Student 1: Hey you suck at football
Student 2: Fuck you, my dad used to play for the NFL
Student 1: Shit my bad man, private school problems what can I say? My dads a politician.

by laxalldayeveryday March 9, 2017