Pootley

Weed.

Guy 1: "Hey man, wanna go smoke some pootley?"
Guy 2: "Ohhh, CHOWA!"

Guy 1: "Down for pooting some pot?"
Guy 2: "Does a shark piss in the ocean?!"

by POOTLEYPOT March 26, 2010

pooterbox

a box invented by a group of kids in southern California made for torturing friends. the kids take turns farting in the box. it traps the gas inside and it smells worse and worse with every fart. then they choose a victim who enters his head into the box to see how long he can go without passing out.

Dude, my friend went 5 minutes in the pooterbox last night! Nobody else made it past 2!

by pooterman June 10, 2009

Pooled

Used to describe a situation that causes one to feel tired, exhausted of overwhelmed.

See also: done, can't even, tired

Person A: Did you study for the math test last night?

Person B: Yeah, I pulled an all nighter

-_-

Person A: Sucks man, you must be pooled!

by OakSTA November 2, 2015

pootein

The nutrition gained from sucking a cock after it's been in your ass. Pootein

Girl, come suck this dick and get you some pootein.

by Black JB April 7, 2016

pooter pop

The slang name for vagina used by people who are too ashamed to use the word vagina to describe their female genitalia.

Jessica has a tight pooter pop.

by Mateofrito March 22, 2017

tanned pooter

the smell from your vagina after tanning in a tanning bed. from sweating

"omg do you get a tanned pooter after you tan?"
"dude, when your girl gets back from the tanning beds, does she have a tanned pooter?"

by Qwak March 22, 2009

Indoor Poodle

A fussy man who spends more time indoors grooming themselves and trying to look fancy and worrying than outside or fixing things or adventuring.

Dan is such an indoor poodle, he lives in Portland, OR and spends all of his money on vests and hair products and can not climb a mountain or change a tire to save his life.

by TamaskanRach December 2, 2011