Dad Pat

A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.

"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."

"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."

by LucasWasHere July 24, 2021

Pat Myaz

You will Pat his Az

Will you Pat Myaz

by ItzTazer July 26, 2020

Power of the Pat

The unexplainable phenomenon of which all females are relentlessly attracted to a man, particularly of the Kauffman household that the power originated from.

That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins

by Oldbay snorter September 7, 2023

Discount Pat

someone whos too cheap to buy something at regular price

omg there he goes again buying a reduced parfait he is such a discount pat

by team produce September 11, 2010

Pat Trick

The achivement when an individual player wins the league’s championship trophy 3 times in a row, on a minimum of two different teams. Named for Pat McCaw and Pat Maroon, who are the most recent players to accomplish this feat in the NBA and NHL respectively.

If his team wins again this year, he’ll have pulled off a Pat Trick.

by BagOfGroceries July 8, 2021

Missionary Pat

A guy who is too scared to do back shots. Commonly found saying zoot and dude no way.

Damn Missionary Pat is being a bitch

by TMontana January 30, 2021

Power of the Pat

The unexplainable phenomenon of which all women are relentlessly attracted to one man. Particularly of the Kauffman household ,a.k.a Uncle Swag, a.k.a grammar police, to which the power originated

That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins

by Oldbay snorter September 7, 2023