take offence

1. The act of taking offence, or being offended.
2. To be annoyed or peeved by a person or event that affects you, usually in a negative way.

Lisa: Your a negative nancy!
Luke: I take offence at that, your a jerk.
Lisa: I take offence at being called a jerk, your out of my top friends!!

by Lukus McTaggert December 9, 2008

Offended

People who get 1 like on their favorite picture or post, and blame it on someone else

Any political party besides Republicans.

I'm offended from people who smell for some reason. Best stay away.

by Sadlytrue92 February 15, 2020

Tommy Maddox Offense

1.(n) When a quarterback is so inept at throwing the football, every down is guaranteed to be a running play. Named after former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Tommy Maddox, when he filled in for the starting quarterback during the 2005 season. His run-heavy/no-pass play calling was mercilessly mocked by play-by-play announcers.

2.(n) To only run the football. No forward passes, screens, or QB Option (with the intent of passing). Only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.

1. Tommy Maddox's massive failure has been immortalized by attributing no-pass play-calling to his name: The Tommy Maddox Offense.

2. My brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in Madden, so he entered the Tommy Maddox Offense.

by John A. H. III January 11, 2009

sex offender

ryan hicks

omg i got raped by a sex offender

by imadinoaur434 May 7, 2018

No Offence

No offence is said when you say something that is offensive, so you say 'no offence'.

You are really ugly, no offence.

by sirenabacklove October 10, 2017

offense

it is the opposite of no-offense, say it when you are meaning to offend or annyoy someone.

guy: hey man your sister is a bit of a slut...offense!

man: ouch guy..that offended me!

by misnon122 December 19, 2009

wet offensive

a wet offensive is when a person, usual male puts up a front of kindness in order to get in a females pants. once he has accomplished his mission he then treats the female like shit and makes her usual cry.

DUDE did you see Wagz at the party? Yeah man he was putting up a great wet offensive to that girl! Hes gettin some tonight! peacock!

by ericthehurdler May 16, 2010