Genital Mugging

The sexual violation of an inebriated gentlemen by an unscrupulous woman.

I was there, just hanging out at my local bar, when this ugly bitch tried to buy me a drink. I'm pretty sure she wanted to give me a mean genital mugging.

by Meatlocker7897 May 6, 2011

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Sofa Mugged

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.

I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.

by Apec June 28, 2011

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cock muggler

A gay slur for somebody who likes to get slapped in the face with two or more cocks at the same time

I had a dream I was a cock muggler.
I heard that Hayden Johnson kid was a cock muggler.

by Gina5493 September 20, 2016

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cake muggles

Someone who has an opinion on the pricing of custom cakes yet has no expertise, they tend to have a Walmart budget yet get angry when they can’t afford a custom cake. They also believe they can “do the cake themselves”.

This cake muggle just scoffed at my cake price, so I told her to buy a box of cake mix and make it herself. Because obviously all it is, is milk, eggs and flour.... Cake Muggles!

by Buttercream queen August 30, 2018

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