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felch monger

someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.
David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!
by phoenix1984 September 27, 2005
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munger

To munger is to use a website for other than its intended use. One common munger is to look a word up on Amazon when you are at the library. Another common munger is to type a word into Google to see how to spell it correctly. These are examples of mungers because Amazon was not built to help you check books out of a library and Google wasn't built as a spell checker, but both websites can be used for those purposes.
Snooping on your neighbors on Zillow?! That's such a munger.
by leafygreen October 23, 2015
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fish monger

A midevil time pimp. The original word fishmonger means somebody who sells fish. Also known as pimps. Also, the origin for a group called F.M.A. or fish mongers anonymous.
(1) Those fish monger's from fma be gettin it done with the ladies. (2) If a lady needs protection tell her to hit up the closest fish monger. (3) Damn dog, i've been on my feet all day with the crusades, then have to go home and hear my girl nag. I think i'm gonna talk to a fish monger and have him get a girl to please my ass.
by Kiefer W aka K-fo April 2, 2007
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pecker monger

one who sells peckers for a profit
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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Ming-Monged

A state of severe intoxication, unable to function properly as a result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Alan had so much to drink last night that he was ming-monged
by Karl/S September 21, 2008
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Ass monger

One who craves and obsesses about ass. They may even smell like ass...
Andy is stronger than any known gorilla and ass monger.
by Money September 7, 2003
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gooch monger

also a preson who would glady engage in sexual activities with other men involving the use of his gooch.
"what now"(nathen) "why dont you go fuck your fellow gooch monger tyler."(Straight people)
by andy!!!!! September 14, 2006
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