Hypersonic Missiles

Yeah, I saw those. Those were fuckin sick! I like the sound they make when the zip off like that. Sounds super futuristic. Pretty cool. Make sure you click that Dead Hand on or... I assume that's something you'd leave on but still...

Hym "Yeah those Hypersonic missiles were dope."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2025

pink missile

When a male dog has an erection and it "all hangs out".

Dude, you're dog's pink missile is ready to fire!

by pegege8 August 21, 2016

Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.

You want me to give you a Cuban Missile Crisis you naughty girl...

by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017

Piss Missile

A fast, sketchy, clapped out motorcycle usually older model. Usually a total deathtrap

Bro I got a new bike!!
*looks at bike*

I thought you were gonna buy something nice but instead u bought this piss missile.
Absolute deathtrap

by Shitbox enjoyer January 2, 2025

Menstrual Missile

A tampon that has been left in the vagina for too long. If a woman does not take out her tampon soon enough, infections can happen quickly, hence a "Menstrual Missile".

Amy: Why did you call me over here?

Anna: I went to a party last night, forgot to take out my tampon. Got myself a Menstrual Missile.

by Erzie Werzie December 14, 2016

taint missile

When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.

I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.

by Inspector Taint July 5, 2014

Youclear Missile Crisis

With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".

Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?

Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".

by The Fap Factory June 8, 2017