Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.
by Spedoman'sspork February 15, 2022
A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.
That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.
by GlibJester July 28, 2018
This is the name of a hard working person who is very noble. He can do anything he puts his mind to. He makes the people around him very happy, he doesn’t have to do much though, all he has to do is smile. He is amazing, he will do anything to make those he cares about happy. He is also extremely good looking. He is literally the hottest person you’ll meet. When you’re around him you’ll feel like nothing else really matters, like being there with him and enjoying those moments is what makes you happy. He is the kindest, most loving person one can have in their life.
Seth janke is also a goof
by lil boat... April 25, 2018
Jank is an adjective used to describe something that is sketchy, ratchet, dirty, distasteful, broken or wacky. Usually the objects/persons it describes are nowhere near classy to begin with before they became jank.
Why don't you buy underwear off of Amazon instead? Craigslist is too fucking jank!
My phone is the most jank--it keeps freezing and the screen is hella cracked.
Only jank ass men wear fedoras, tbh.
My phone is the most jank--it keeps freezing and the screen is hella cracked.
Only jank ass men wear fedoras, tbh.
by oompaloompalover February 10, 2017
You can't say jank. No you really can't. It's a really bad word for th- that like Irish people use for like darker people. No no no, for real. Like if if someone in uhhh someone in ireland back in the day was like a little darker like just a tan they would call them a jank like as a joke.
by supermegay July 04, 2021
by AutoHCF February 19, 2022
plural: janx
definition: male version of treesh, some boy who acts brand new, hoes around and treats you like shiit
definition: male version of treesh, some boy who acts brand new, hoes around and treats you like shiit
Her: You heard what Manuel did at the party?
Me: Yeah he and his boys are janx
Marisa: Ooo who is the new boy?
George: Yeah but he a jank
Me: Yeah he and his boys are janx
Marisa: Ooo who is the new boy?
George: Yeah but he a jank
by Urban Dictionary Spectator May 02, 2019