hectometer

A instrument used to measure how hectic a situation may or may not be....

Man 1: I took that bitch home last night, and shit got hectic!!!!!!

Man 2: When she came home with me last week, it was off the charts on the hectometer!!!!

by mattyice1234 December 11, 2012

Hector

Hector is The best person you'll ever meet, he is Nice, smart, cool and just perfect!

Person 1: Hector is awesome! Person: 2 I know right

by 6N3 December 12, 2016

Hector

A guy who loves gaming on macbook and loves girls (on the good ones) and he is really good at fortnite and all his friends love him

Joe "Damn i gotta game on a macbook?"
Dan "Be like Hector you twat"

by Osirisツ October 22, 2018

Hector

a man who can hide anything under his ginormous stomach

where is all my stuff?
hector must have it

by The Bomb486 December 19, 2019

Hetty

a bootiful woman

Hetty is bootiful

by Hettsey July 15, 2020

hector

piece of human crap deserves nothing in life but to suffer in a hole

that kid is a hector

by pawgers832 August 11, 2021

Hector

Do you like Paula’s Girls

Hector is tall

by juliopipolinco November 23, 2021