An insult used to describe an overweight woman. The term is derived from the title character of the weight gain fetish comic created by FAFcomics.
by ilikethem_mfcakeboys January 25, 2020
A male who is considered an alpha male, think Conan the Barberian, Hulk Hogan. A true Hetty loves vagina, drinking, and punching things.
by jrm21980 January 05, 2012
Derived from Hetty Wainthropp, a retired working-class woman who has a knack for jumping to conclusions. A 'Hetty' is finding an obscure, tentative and often completely ridiculous reasoning to an event that has taken place.
Jimmy: Oh no! The whole computer network has gone down and I was on for a high score in bubbles. How has this happened??
Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.
Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...
Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.
Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...
by IvorHardie September 23, 2009
The act of a girl vanishing early from a party for no apparent reason.
Typically done without anybody's knowledge.
Usually signalled by a quick glance at a watch/clock. Often coupled with a look of complete disinterest.
The 'Kaiser Soze' is the male version of this act.
Typically done without anybody's knowledge.
Usually signalled by a quick glance at a watch/clock. Often coupled with a look of complete disinterest.
The 'Kaiser Soze' is the male version of this act.
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Guy1 : Wheres that girl?
Guy2: I don't know. I saw her looking at her watch - maybe she pulled a Hetty.
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John/Kate: Its 10.55 I think I'll Kaiser Soze/Hetty at 11.00 sharp.
Guy1 : Wheres that girl?
Guy2: I don't know. I saw her looking at her watch - maybe she pulled a Hetty.
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John/Kate: Its 10.55 I think I'll Kaiser Soze/Hetty at 11.00 sharp.
by Lloyd Wolf August 07, 2009
(adjective) Often used in the modern day festival and jam band subculture to describe something or someone that is woke, spiritually aware, or of a superior quality. Could also be used to describe a modern day hippie.
"These nugs are super hetti man."
"Did anyone bring some hetti beers? I'm tired of these Coors Lights."
"That chick is hetti dude, she does yoga and wears birks."
"Did anyone bring some hetti beers? I'm tired of these Coors Lights."
"That chick is hetti dude, she does yoga and wears birks."
by JuanMirrion December 26, 2018