hetty

(adjective) Typically used in the jam band subculture (those who follow bands like Phish or Widespread Panic) to describe a modern-day hippie. A hetty chick will wear hemp sandals, no bra, have dreadlocks, and still manage to be sexy.

Let's get to the music festival and hit on some hetty chicks.

by Jeff L. March 28, 2007

hetty

lot slang for "heady"

this town is so hetty we should be able to score some totally dank nuglets

by vwhitey October 8, 2007

Hetty

An insult used to describe an overweight woman. The term is derived from the title character of the weight gain fetish comic created by FAFcomics.

Damn Matt, didn’t know you were into Hetty’s.

by ilikethem_mfcakeboys January 25, 2020

hetty

noun, adjective

sometimes used in the gay community to describe breeders (see: heterosexual) while doing something stereotypically heterosexual - man acting masculine, girl overly flirtatious with a male.

Jamie: "There are so many hetty's coming to the club tonight"
Jordan: "Dammit, I can never tell with some of them"

" I hope I don't hit on a hetty when I get drunk"

"Man, you are such a hetty... gosh."

I wish that hetty would stop hitting on my girlfriend.... doesn't he know shes a lesbian?

by Elisabethe November 14, 2006

hetty

short for hetrosexual or straight.
Used by angry gays like me to confuse straight guys. Hetty usualy depicts 'stupid straight guy'

Damn he is hot, he is hetty though.. Fucking hetties with eat anything that smells like fish!

by richard reeves October 3, 2004

Hetty

a beautiful woman

that Hetty is beautiful

by Hettsey July 15, 2020

Hetty

A male who is considered an alpha male, think Conan the Barberian, Hulk Hogan. A true Hetty loves vagina, drinking, and punching things.

Did you see that guy? He loves vagina, meat, and beer. He is a hetty.

by jrm21980 January 6, 2012