Happy Jab

Intentionally poking someone with an erect penis.

Braaaahhh. I happy jabbed your mom today while she was laying out by the pool.

I woke my girlfriend up this morning for sex with a few happy jabs.

I'm sick of my boss riding my ass so I happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into a meeting.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day

Greeting for couples who survived another month full of unprotected intercourses and have reached a menstral cycle, considering they have achieved this in the past.

Girl: “Babe, we have survived another month of porking without condoms!”
Guy: “Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day my love!”

by kenny_ November 27, 2017

Happiana

A word used to discribe someone with the name Ariana as being happy and takes the two words happy and Ariana to form Happiana. Although happiana can be used for anyone named Ariana, this is mainly used by Arianators on social media to describe when Ariana Grande is happy.

Arianator: “omg look at Ariana Grande she looks so happy! Happiana is my fav”

Jack: “Aw look at Ariana she looks so happy in her new dress.”
Jill: “Yeah she looks so happiana.”

by @NoTearsJD on twitter July 5, 2018

happy birthday sophia

its my best friend sophias birthday today

dude happy birthday sophia

by Tea sis 89 May 19, 2019

happuccino

A frothy coffee with a smiley face drawn in the sprinkled chocolate powder

Alice always attacked Mummy’s coffee to make a happuccino

by Limbic Candy April 14, 2020

happy cap

a common word use among gamers to calm down and raise the spirit of people who are malding.

the word was first used by a Norwegian and has since been translated and used in english.

person 1: i im 2\10 im so done with league
person 2: relax and put on your happy cap

by Delta77 November 18, 2020

Happtivism

The practice of growing happiness by recognizing negative thoughts, understanding their origins, and choosing ones that actually make you feel happy.

Becoming a happtivist and practicing happtivism isn't like joining any organization or religion. It means being committed to being your own happiness activist.

by happtivist June 7, 2021