The act of extremely powerful and sometime aggressive sex. This normally leads to the destruction of the surroundings like beds, chairs, sofas, decks, doors, walls, and sometimes pelvic bones.
Roommate: Why is there a whole in the wall?
Girl: I got Sam Hammered last night, and yeah...
Roommate: Oh, that also explains why you are limping.
Girl: I got Sam Hammered last night, and yeah...
Roommate: Oh, that also explains why you are limping.
by SSlayer September 12, 2011
Get the Sam Hammer mug.Used to refer to the penis and scrotum as a single unit. Its name derives from the fact that a profile view of a cock and balls crudely resembles a hammer, with the scrotum as its head and the penis as its handle.
Guy #1: Hey I was going through John's mail and I found this issue of "Cock'n'Balls Monthly" with his name and address on it.
Guy#2: (flipping through magazine) By the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.
Guy #1: Well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.
Guy #2: True, true.
Guy#2: (flipping through magazine) By the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.
Guy #1: Well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.
Guy #2: True, true.
by corsendonk September 18, 2009
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Get the Poon Hammer mug.To get extraordinarily wasted followed by a weekend of severe regret...commonly results in overall incoherency, brief skankyness before a quick emotional breakdown.
by Chelsea hammered June 29, 2015
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Get the black hammer mug."Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer...."
by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003
Get the Smurf hammer mug.To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.
by E W Cooke April 10, 2010
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