Brussels Griffon

A breed of dog that is adorable but never have a clue what's going on around them.
They hate the outdoors and often get picked on by bigger dogs like 6th graders and freshmen.
When their fur is short they look atrocious, but when it grows out they're adorable.

1: What breed is your dog?
2: He's a Brussels Griffon.
1: A what?

by Garuda 1 February 14, 2023

Pull a griffin

Staying back at work to avoid going to awkward social events

"Ohhhhhhh....I can't sorry, I will have to pull a griffin tonight"

by HashBag September 12, 2016

Warm the Griffin

Spark up a spliff.

Hey, Boink. I've just picked up. Shall we warm the griffin?

by Slil October 22, 2018

Purple Peter Griffin

A rite of passage into manhood in which a drunk man takes off all his clothes, puts on purple body paint then runs out onto a street crossing while yelling about how the bird is the word.

Jim: "Hey did you see Jordan do that purple peter griffin last Thursday night?"
Justin: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

by STREETS OFGRACE February 3, 2023

Maxwell alabaster house griffin

My very (old) good boi

Maxwell alabaster house griffin Is a very good dog

by —Monotone-Dragon— July 17, 2023

Meg Griffin

One of the characters from the television cartoon series Family Guy. The teenage girl of the Griffin family, she is the most annoying and aggrivating character in the whole show. All she does is whine and bitch about not being popular and always begging to be friends with the popular girls. She wants to be accepted by her peers, but doesn't dress-up or make herself likable and interesting to be around, along with having no social graces. She's annoying in every way with no personality, and will even belittle her family due to her severe insecurity. Not only is she unpopular in the series, but is most likely disliked by the majority of people from reality, as well. If I met her, I wouldn't want to be friends with her, either.

Season four, episode six - "Petarded"

Meg: I can’t believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!

Stewie: Oh yes Meg, yes yes. Yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes yes...THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not two years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that felix ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No no no...it's this. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 9, 2005

Griffin

A stick bitch soy boy who falls head over heels about any girl that will give him more that two seconds of attention. I Griffin can usually be identified by his Ruby Rose haircut and rag doll running style. When in motion his head viciously bobs up and down and his legs point outward at a slight 45 degree angle when running.

Griffin just tried to ask out that girl for the second time. He kept saying he would treat her right like some incel.

by JUST Look at a fucking mirror October 12, 2018