fossil fuels

Fossil fuels are a type of non-renewable fuel used in power stations. They are well favoured by the USA, and count for 63% of their generated electricity.

You: *Have fossil fuels under your house*
America: *Hello. May we buy your house?*

by Awesome Gamer123 November 13, 2018

assturbation-fueled car

The homosexual counterpart of the masturbation-fueled car. It is a car that has been painted in all sorts of gay pride colors, symbols, and slogans, and is driven by a gay man or lesbian in hopes that he/she will get as many gay lovers as desired.

Why just look at that faggot asshat in the assturbation-fueled car over there!

by Mark H July 15, 2004

masturbation-fueled car

Pee Wee Hermans car on the way to the movietheater.

Paul Rueubens, a k a "Pee Wee Herman", drove his masturbation-fueled car to see a film and was arrested July 26 1991 for jerking off at the South Trail Cinema, an XXX theatre. Editor's note: one wonders whether that should even be a crime at all. Reubens paid a $50 fine and did various and sundry community services. Children's television will never be the same.

by frizz February 27, 2004

Fueling the tank

A after sex act in ware a individual pees in his lovers ass

A: Are you ready for round 2? B :Yes A: DID YOU JUST FUEL MY TANK????

Fueling the tank

by lil_pvc May 24, 2020

fueled by ramen

a popular record company that has acts like Foul Out Boy, sorry, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is..., Panic! At The Disco, and bands aiming for preteen girls and guys who have been dropped when they where born. This company is the biggest threat US and the world faces today. "Cool parents" support bands like these so they can blind their children from knowing of great bands. Fall Out Boy is one of the most untalented and worst band to have existed in the Earth. These so-called punk bands should be fed to Slipknot, Insane Clown Posse, Dead Boys, and GG Allin. Guys who think they are hardcore for liking bands from Fueled By Ramen should castrated and hit with a hammer to save the world.

Fall Out Boy: Oh we'e so hardcore that we obey the rules in school. Soon enough, the young girls will be ours.

Parent: we cannot let our child listen to Led Zeppelin!

Guy 1: Why not?

Parent: cause Led Zeppelin is too talented!

Guy 1: What about Black Flag or New York Dolls?

Parent: NO! They're talented as well!

Guy 1: Then what can they listen to?

Parent: Bands from Fueled By Ramen, so my teens will stay stupid as they already are! Thanks to MTV, OC, American Idol, and High School Musical

Guy 2: You know what! There are many ways to get what you want, I use the best! I use anarchy! (pulls out a guitar and plays)

Parent: Oh no, music that relies on music rather popularity! (explode)

by sleez boy February 27, 2008

fuelirium

Fuelirium is an acute and relatively sudden decline in attention-focus, perception, and cognition while driving due to overfocus on increasing one's gas mileage. Unlike an aggressive driver or trafficneer, a driver who is in a full fuelirium is oblivious to anyone and anything around him or her including life threatening traffic factors.

That guy is going pretty slow on a crowded interstate what the hell is he doing?! Looks like he's coasting down the hill to save gas!!! A normal fuelirium can be broken by other drivers hitting their horns in unison, a full-blown fuelirium can't be broken even by the cops!

by skrabis August 4, 2008

Fuelhardy

Word used to describe someone who has unrealistic ideas about how much remaining fuel their car / boat / barbecue has.

May also be used to describe someone who fills up their car at the exactly the most expensive point during a weekly price cycle or before busy public holidays.

Yuk... these sausages are still frozen in the middle
I know -- but they'd be fully cooked if your Dad wasn't so fuelhardy with the BBQ gas.

Damn... the prices have already gone up for the long-weekend. I could have filled up the car yesterday for $15 less!
Yes, but you were too fuelhardy.

by niftimusmaximus September 18, 2010