The Feeling

"The Feeling" refers to a type of second-hand embarassment one gets in awkward situations. You may have to look away, walk away or ignore to get rid of the uncomfortable tension in your stomach.

Nerds making out and canoodling in public may give you "the feeling."

If someone tells a story with too many graphic details in front of your boss or parent, you may get "the feeling".

If someone tells a corny joke or anecdote, you may get "the feeling". Same goes for over romantic, nostaglic, or schmaltzy sentiments.

If someone falls, farts, or makes a fool of themself and you are directly next to them, you may get "the feeling."

by MKDeps October 17, 2010

freelance styler

Someone who can not freestyle rap, and writes their verses before they get to the battle. freelance styling is ILLEGAL in rap

Dan: Did you hear Darrell's verse at the battle?

Don: Yeah he is obviously a freelance styler

by captainseatbelt March 18, 2011

Fragrance freeloader

A person who does not own any perfume/cologne and uses the free samples in department stores before a date or big night out

Person A: Mmmm that's nice perfume Rita's wearing

Person B: Yeah I saw her down at Macy's this afternoon, she's such a fragrance freeloader

by Daisy King August 1, 2010

Project Freelancer

An organization in Red vs Blue, Leonard L. Church was given a single AI to use, the alpha, he was determined to find one super soldier to give it to so they could win the great war against aliens, however once the alpha split itself into a fragment by extreme emotion on that side of him, he no longer wanted one, but an entire army of super soldiers all with AIs, so he tortured the AI until it split into fragments, after his wife Allison died in the great war, he fragmented the emotion of Allison into Beta, and forgot his original goals and put bringing back Allison correctly. Agent Maine lost his ability to speak, so Agent Carolina gave her fragment, Sigma, Alpha's Creativity, to the Meta, Sigma corrupted the Meta and forced him to kill all the freelancers and steal their AI's, and most of the agents killed eachother. After his death, all agents for Project Freelancer were arrested for multiple criminal offenses. All agents were named after states.

Before there was Red vs Blue.

There was Project Freelancer

by A Incredible Pseudonym January 17, 2019

feel my speed

To be in tune with the latest styles, lingo, skills, or information. Mostly used in reference to someone who isn't -- one who doesn't feel your speed. Usually said by someone way ahead of the crowd in trends, fashion, skills, or information. Used in reference to a race where one is among (or no where near) the leaders and can (or can't) feel the roar of the other engines.

1. That punk don't even feel my speed, and he ain't never gonna.

2. Feel my speed, bitch! (Catch up to where I am)

3. Now you're feelin' my speed.

4. I whipped his ass so bad in one-on-one, he couldn't even feel my speed.

5. That brotha came so fast she couldn't even feel his speed. (sometimes it's a bad thing.)

by kevnar July 31, 2006

feeling the bacon

"Feeling the Bacon": A feeling of overwhelming fatigue and generalized anxiety while working out, caused by eating an unhealthy meal. The phrase does not necessarily mean that the person had bacon, but that they ate poorly and are trying to offset said meal.

Example:

"Hey, how was your run!" - Person A
"Oh man, I was feeling the bacon." - Person B
"That bad, eh?!" - Person A

by dantesfryingpan March 4, 2014

Feelingless

Adj.
Without feeling, emotionless, unfeeling, cold, fridgid

That person is absolutely feelingless...

by I am Mr.Wiggles February 22, 2015