fast reflexes

The only acceptable substitute for good manners.

When Sophie was prayin out loud at dinner tonight, Matt was being obnoxiously loud. She tried to slap him, but his fast reflexes stopped that bitch cold.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 29, 2005

shuper fast

The accelerated speed at which one hurriedly walks to the bathroom, in order to prevent a shitastrophe

Dude001: You see that chick shaddle past?
Dude002: Yeah, shuper fast. she must be in a shurry to shit.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

pulled a fast one

When someone changes the rules of the game at any given time, resulting in 100 percent personal gain.

Bitch bought stolen merchandise from me and then pulled a fast one and decided she wasn't going to pay me.

by Judy Bartell May 26, 2016

fapstick

All-natural, free moisturizer for your lips that most would only use if they're are out of chapstick.

"My girlfriend needed some fapstick last night, so I'm a little tired today."

by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

cleveland fast forward

When one does a Cleveland Rewind and forgets about it. Then at a future date goes to wipe and gets his own poop covered paper.

I wish I hadn't been drinking when I tried that Cleveland Rewind cuz I just got the Cleveland Fast Forward.

by Maaatt123 February 13, 2008

Fast and the Furious

The movie that re defined chemistry. Apparently it is now possible to blow up an inert gas (NOS) by using a cigarette lighter. Nitrous (aka. NOS) is actually Nitrous Oxide or N2O. I do not see any hydrocarbons to burn there.(Quick chemistry lesson: When nitrous oxide is heated up, such as in an engine, it breaks apart to become separate nitrogen and oxygen molecules. This provides more oxygen to the engine which in turn gives you more performance) The movie that also gave a bad name to the R34 Skyline, and the Supra, and BMW, and many other respectable cars. As for exhaust manifold buildup... the only way I can see this happening is if your turbo suddenly decided it liked being a brick wall instead.

Even though Hollywood says it's possible, you still cannot burn an inert gas. Fast and the Furious made my inner car guy cry.

by 970AG April 27, 2009

Im fast as f*ck boi

A funny video on Youtube and viral sound on Tik-Tok

Friend: You wanna know how fast I am
You: How fast
Friend: *runs*
Friend: IM FAST AS F*CK BOIIII

by Eriana (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ September 5, 2020