Doris

An older well-off woman who thinks the rules should apply to others but not to her. A Doris criticizes anything and everything on Facebook but her specialty is picking on kind-hearted people trying to improve the world . Doris is not afraid to post nonsensical political memes with no factual basis.

Doris takes marijuana for her "glaucoma" but she does not believe in legalizing pot because then the wrong people would use it.

In a nutshell, she is Karen's mom.

An older woman was criticizing me at the store the other day for slowing down the bagging process because I brought my own grocery bags. Then this ignorant hypocritical Doris had the gall to pay with a check!

by Counciltuckian April 23, 2020

Doris

a completely unactractive, older lesbian.
or a diesel-dyke

Janet Reno

by Steve Florio March 8, 2004

doodstickyfingers51ing

To Cause problems on MixermIxer.com by saying negative untrue things about people. Someone who has to feel superior by making other feel like crap for just being friendly. 30 year old man with no life yet comes off like he has a life.

He is so doodstickyfingers51ing you for being too friendly with people.

by Charles November 24, 2003

doris

1)Ultimate insult to undermine inflated male ego's. Also works well to women with similar masculine names e.g. Boris
2)See Goober

1) Shut up you Doris...(followed by appropriate your mum joke)!

by luvlea May 6, 2005

Doris

A whore; a mutton; a slutbag; female(?) who dyes her hair blonde over & over until the ends are white & the roots are orange.

Doris is a whoris; Dor is a whore; See that skanky blonde bitch with the delinquent bastard son? I'm gonna kick her sloppy, crack infested ass!!

by PugLuv~* March 26, 2003

Doris said!

A term used to describe a spurious conversation between yourself and someone of relative importance.

Doris said! I wanna make ya team leader... I said I conna fuckin' read or write!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Doris Day

Cockney - Gay, Homosexual

*Often the second half of the term is dropped.

How about that Boy George...with all that make up. He seems a little bit Doris, doesn't he?

by Adam A February 8, 2004