(n)A really frikkin big dog. So frikkin big, it looks like a horse. Yeah, thats right, this is one big dog. Can you say bigggggg?? Hell, you could mount this puppy and ride him through
the wild west. So big, his sneeze, would cover an entire city in snot. SOO FRIKKIN BIG, he carries his own zipcode. So biggg, the area of his his sombrero, could give shade to frenchcanadia. Sooo big that clifford
the big red dog (remember that bastard?) is his bitch. So big, that when he gets hit by buses, he says "who threw that rock?". So big, that his water dish comes with a life guard. So big that his "
free willy" is the size of free willy (remember that bastard?)! Listen,this is one big dorse, and dont you forget it.