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deskjack

when a boss or coworker rushes you with work-related issues and/or questions before you have a chance to turn on your computer or get settled in at your desk.
i hope Jane doesn't deskjack me this morning. i'm sooooooooo not in a diplomatic space right now....

my boss deskjacked me with a bunch of copy work before i could even read my email.
by jgal66 June 4, 2011
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al desko

Do you have crumbs all over your computer keyboard as you read the news, do a bit of shopping or book a holiday on the Internet? Whatever happened to the time when our lunch break was a welcome excuse to leave the office and picnic in the fresh air? There are so many more reasons to eat al desko (while sitting at your desk) rather than al fresco.
I have so much work to do... I'll just eat a sandwich al desko today.
by chrissy90 December 14, 2008
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Deskuments

Documents that are located on your desktop.
The user saves everything to his desktop; it is cluttered with deskuments.
by Dustin Sherrill May 8, 2008
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deskdules

1.) A place on a desk or table where someone has wiped a booger or stuck a peice of gum usually under the top of the desk.

2.) A small knobbly rock or hard mineral cluster, such as a Booger or gum nodule usually found under a counter top, table, or desk top.
Obamma spent the evening removing George Bush's deskdules.
by jeffbo April 7, 2009
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Deskticle

The newer variation of a cubicle that uses one desk connected so that you and a co-worker share. It is supposed to improve communication, but is really just a more annoying cubicle because your coworker sits too close to you and you have no privacy but you still work in a cubicle. Meltdowns are likely when deskticle is shared with an annoying person or especially a loud talker.
I just got done organizing my deskticle but it was a waste of time because all of Dan's shit just migrates over to my side after a day.
by Brockotaco January 26, 2009
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Deskbro

Deskbro is someone you share a workspace with that you become friends with rather than just awkward coworkers. This can include cubical, offices or assembly lines.
I had a bad day at office. Garry, my coworker, came by and made an awkward joke which didn't help. Luckily, my deskbro Gabe noticed I was down so he took me out to an early happy hour to cheer me up.
by Bromancer20 January 8, 2010
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separate desking

the act of separating your desk from everyone else's.
by inthehaus November 2, 2011
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