Definitions by jgal66

stall-ker 

a person who, despite there being open bathroom stalls in the restroom, insists on waiting (usually impatiently) for the bathroom stall you are in.

even though there were a dozen stalls open, i couldn't get a minute in the big stall without someone jiggling the handle for me to get out. some people are such stall-kers!

stall-ker by jgal66 June 17, 2013

crapbort 

the act of having to cut a crap session short - most commonly caused when other people enter a public restroom you're using or when a concurrent emergency arises while you're doing your business.

i wish kimberly would stop following me to the bathroom. i've had to crapbort my mission three times today!

as soon as the walls started shaking, i crapborted and took cover under the bathroom sink.

crapbort by jgal66 September 21, 2011

deskjack 

when a boss or coworker rushes you with work-related issues and/or questions before you have a chance to turn on your computer or get settled in at your desk.

i hope Jane doesn't deskjack me this morning. i'm sooooooooo not in a diplomatic space right now....

my boss deskjacked me with a bunch of copy work before i could even read my email.

deskjack by jgal66 June 4, 2011