crunch time

a period of time during which one must make a effort quickly

Crunch time at the cafeteria often comes at midday, when people are most stressed out and eager for a meal.

by The Return of Light Joker August 4, 2011

ginger crunch

A vagina on a ginger headed woman.

I'd love to have a nibble on her ginger crunch!

by BradNZ June 17, 2008

Yo crunch

Derived from a yogurt brand,

used in the same sense as yo homie
a salutation.

Man number one: Yo crunch! What's crackin' yo?
man number two: why are you talking like that?
man number one: I'm sorry.

by Mike McGuire January 25, 2005

boo crunch

a gender nuetral term for significant other, refers to either a serious commitment or a small fling

Person 1; Hey boo crunch can you pass me that folder?
Person 2; Sure thing

by boocrunch1 March 27, 2019

nut crunch

Describes the physical attributes and general persona of a motorcycle popo. Key Descriptors: an imaginary watch to check time, Oakleys under a shaded visor on helmet, and pants that are so tight, they look painful to get on and off. Interactions: a beckoning finger maneuver while weaving in and out of traffic. You will then be labeled a suspect. Anticipate frequent looks as you are expected to view popo ass as he bends over unnecessarily. Consequence: the desire to be a butt surfer.

Name derived from his preference for protein rich granola bars and their prominent place in his bike trunk.

"Damn Sally, you see that cop fly by doing that prostate maneuver we saw on Talk Sex With Sue last week?

"Yeah. What a total nut crunch."

by citation June 10, 2008

Trail Mix Crunch

An interratial gangbang in the woods with a pine cone.

The girl was very sore after receiving a trail mix crunch and was picking pine cone fragments out of her ass for several days.

by NephthysScream July 12, 2010

crunchyroll

Have you ever wanted to pay to get shitty anime that you can pirate? Well then use crunchyroll! now you can watch the same cookie cutter anime over and over! Also, dont forget to shove our website up people's asses saying how much you FUCKING LOVE IT! Also, offer some shitty free trial like it's Club Penguin Island

the average weaboo has a subscription to crunchyroll

by fastcow August 20, 2018