Cluster-Fuck

South-Sudan

Jared: Dude have you been to South Sudan?
Micheal: Why would I go to that Cluster-Fuck

by AmericanCuntWhoDoesAAussieAcse October 5, 2020

cluster frigg

A multitude of things going horribly wrong in a short period of time within the same general activity -- mostly caused by stupidity.

Wow, that guy in the red truck really cluster frigged traffic this morning.

by brown g. November 21, 2010

coconut cluster

a delicious chocolate candy with coconut in it, made by Sanders

I love to eat coconut clusters.

by Mama Whirls December 28, 2014

Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.

Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.

by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025

clusters

disease

doctor: soz u have clusters

person: nooo

by EGB1 June 20, 2022

Freudian cluster

I saw that though. It was like 3 of them back to back. Unserious, choas, and another one all within like 5 seconds. You must have cried after that one.

Hym "Thinking about coining the term 'Freudian cluster.' It's like consecutive slips in rapid succession. 'Fruedian cluster' denotes extreme emotional distress."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

Cluster-Kanuck

noun. A warrant service organized by a Kanuck which usually requires excessive amounts of time, numerous officers, and outside agencies. This occasionally results in an arrest after a prolonged time of sweet talking a wanted subject into custody. See also: Kanuckdrum or Kanucktrophe

"Im so glad I didn't get involved in that Cluster-Kanuck yesterday" - William
"Yea I would rather handle sector 2 calls all day than be involved in that hot mess" - Randy

by turd f3rgus0n March 1, 2018