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Jesus Christ in crotchless panties

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.
Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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Cheezits Christ

The act of muching on cheezits after smoking a fat blunt, and swearing you see jesus's face in one of the squares.
Man I was tore up last night and Ill be damned if I did not see Cheezits Christ again.
by The Swheatley February 28, 2010
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jisoos christ

jisoos christ is the leader of a religion known as kpopism. Believers also know jisoos as Joshua, a member of SEVENTEEN. This religion roots from the fact that jisoos believes that drinking water is the right thing to do rather than drinking alcohol. Feel free to worship him any time, except for both 10:10 AM and 10:10 PM as this holy time is for *aHEM* NAEGA HOSH. This relegion welcomes anyone and everyone, except antis.
"Bro, what are you doing?"
"Worshipping jisoos christ? What else?"
"IT'S 10:10 YOU IDIOT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT NOW"
"OH SHIT!"
by andioop_sksksksksk September 2, 2019
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jesus tap dancing christ

blasphemous, explitive, expression of disgust, or frustration. may be used in place of explitives such as 'god damn it.'
"what, I have to provide an example, jesus tap dancing christ!"
by slaingod September 5, 2008
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jesus christ in a cardigan sweater

a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.
Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"

Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"
by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006
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Jesus Cum Guzzling Christ

Just another alternative to Jesus Fucking Christ...also, it's more offensive to christians (so it has my vote).
Jesus cum guzzling christ...did you see that bitch's tits?
by Yes I'm That Good August 5, 2008
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jesus tap-dancing Christ

I word originating for the character Mr. Garison from South Park meaning the same as "Good mother of Michal Jackson!!"
oh my gosh! JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST!! WHAT IS THAT THING??
by Etni3s February 15, 2004
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