balcony gay

A person that is gay, but his denying there homosexuality and threatening there lives to deny there homosexuality

sprogs is such a balcony gay

i reckon, i wish he would just come out already and save us the hastle of calling the firebrigade

damn right

by Jubz January 23, 2007

balko

A term used in gay pornography to refer to a man with a giant penis and/or anus.

Ryan: Prepare to be rock Pat! I am a Balko!!!!!

Pat: Rock me, then, you silly chicken head!

by ryan fearon February 29, 2008

dusty balloon

an old wrinkly ball sack

dude, that man's got a huge dusty balloon...

by elmeisllyie May 1, 2006

Turkish Hot Air Balloon

After having anal sex with a woman, a man proceeds to go down on her asshole and blow into it. If she farts it back into his mouth/face before he can move, it is called the Turkish Hot Air Balloon

Guy 1: Hey I heard you got with that little chica last night!
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you

by rick powers February 9, 2010

hot air balloon

1. A sexually act in which a man stands slightly bent over with a woman kneeling behind him. She will purse her lips tightly around his anus. She then tugs on his flaccid member from between his legs as he releases a preferably hot fart in her mouth, thus expanding her cheeks much like that of a hot air balloon. Aviator goggles and scarf are optional.

Friend #1: I was able to talk Nichole into letting me give her a hot air balloon last night.

Friend #2: I don't know what that is, but it sounds fucking sick.

by The Taste of Lemonade November 7, 2009

balloon knot

if you spread open the knot of a balloon, the resultant view is similar to that of the anus

she bent over and i saw her balloon knot

by father O April 16, 2002

big spoon baby balloon

Part of the outrageous radio show - The Chris Morris Radio Show on Radio 1 (UK) - where, in one show, satirist Chris Morris (see The Day Today, Brasseye, Blue Jam) persuades his radio sidekick to borrow (steal) a baby from London's Oxford Street and take it back to the studio. It is then tied to two large helium ballons and tea strainers placed over its eyes in an attempt to make it look like The Fly. A game then ensues where the, now floating, baby is batted over the mixing desk with large spoons. The game is known as Big Spoon Baby Balloon and is soon to be an Olympic event.

Dude: I'm bored babysitting...lets play a game!
Patrick Bateman: Ok. But what will we play? Mind if I stick on my Huey Lewis CD by the way?
Dude: Yeah..go for it. Gimmie those balloons over...lets make this wee fucker fly! I'll teach him to shit on my couch!
Patrick Bateman: Cool... Big spoon baby balloon!! 1 nil!
Dude: What's with the axe....?

by Digitalnonsense November 9, 2006