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hollister

a west coast themed store that sells expensive clothing but, sometimes sexy clothing when girls wear it =). hollister jeans/pants in my opinion are very tight looking on hot girls and looks very good. some guys also shop here to, in fact yestarday i bought a 30 dollar polo shirt from them. even though they are expensive and kind of got the "gay" thing to them for guys, i still think they offer high quality clothing wheter otr not it's ripped. besides, i'd rater wear expensive clothing from hollister then a 2 dollar blank red tank top from wal-mart with a tag that says "XTREME ATHLETIXS". or a shirt from jcpenney's that say "ugh, my dog at my homework", or a shirt that says "hey dude, wanna play dis tubular video game i bought yesterday??". point of the fact is if you want the ladies do like you, BUY TRENDY CLOTHING!! who cares if the pants are all ripped up to shreds and they're only 250, chicks LOVE IT!! Hollister is a good store in my opinion that is very unique and delivers a good taste for teens/colleagues that want well.. trendiness.
gay evan: hey man, nadine gave me sum good head yesterday cuz all the chicks love my gayish acts.
straight darren: yea but your gay, so why would she give you head??
gay evan: ugh, ugh, ugh, i don't know well ugh.
straight darren: WAIT A MINUTE!! if i wear hollister and act gay i'll get head too??!!
gay evan: damnit kid, your NOT supposed to know that!!
slut nadine: hey lover boy what are you talking sbout now?
gay evan: ugh, nothing.
straight darren: Dear, Mrs. Slut Nadine, I'm gay and I would like to bang you till i explode all over your... hot... and... tan... and perfect and oh so smooh face. please suck it as slow as you can, *up, and down, up and down, then very slowly clean and lick it up. Thank You, HUH wait a minute!! EVAN!!!
by Darren Hinke's best buddy August 10, 2006
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Blistering Bull

When a man's sexual reproductive tool is bruised and battered after some rough loving, he now has the dreaded "Blistering Bull". Most often caused by extended dry humping. Very painful, limits your sexual use for a few days, but usually comes with a good story.
"Man so I hooked up with that one chick, and let me tell you: crazy night! I mean it was wild and rough. But I woke up sore this morning, and looked down, and to my horror, sure enough, I had a big red Blistering Bull!
by Ken Griffey, Jr. May 18, 2007
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Twister Blister

Fingers are interlocked so palms face outward and are not touching. Fingers are wiggled as they are placed in vagina and/or rectum.
He Twister Blistered me so much it felt like Animal from the Muppets was inside me was.
by BitchJustGotSurveyed January 12, 2010
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Hollister

A store that provides gay clothing to today's youngest and gayest kids.
Hey Marcus, let's go be gay and go to Hollister.
by Dell PC April 26, 2006
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hollister

A store in which men buy female clothing. It is not "stylish"... it's ridiculous, and it's not "metro"... it's flat out gay.

When did it become acceptable for a guy to wear a pink shirt? Why would anyone buy a pair a baggy plaid shorts that resemble a kilt? Who in their right mind would buy pre-torn jeans? When did dark brown and pink become a tasteful color combination? It is enough to bring one to tears, seeing the cashier in a tight collared shirt with a popped collar and seagreen and lavender stripes. Is that what a man - of any social strata - should wear? Unless they are openly homosexual, the answer is no.

It should also be noted that Hollister prices are no higher than any other mall outlet store, including Abercrombie and Fitch, Pacific Sunwear, or Hot Topic... so you can't use the "you just can't afford it" arguement. Most people can afford it; you just have some bad taste.
Taylor bought a pink polo shirt and pants that looked like a kilt at Hollister to show off to chicks how secure he was with his masculinity, and was hit on by every guy at the bar that night.
by End Your Life July 14, 2006
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shit blister

A mushroom , grow in shit. Little white blisters in a giant pile of shit
OH MAN! they put shit blisters on my pizza
by YBJ March 19, 2005
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Bollingered

When someone is invited to speak at a public forum, and is then insulted and denounced by the person introducing them before they speak. Eponymously originated with vigor by Lee C. Bollinger, President of Columbia University when introducing the president of Iraq - Mohmoud Ahmadinejad.
"I was all set with my notes for the lecture and then got flustered when I was Bollingered in the introduction..."
by niceBLEND October 9, 2007
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