Alitzel

the cutest girl who owns my melody from sanrio, literally no one can take that shit from her bro
makes majoring liberal arts valid because she's an awesome person
supplies everyone with hot cheetos

pink is her color not urs
<3 <3 <3

oh my god my melody from sanrio!! u can't get that, only alitzel can
hey what's ur major? liberal arts u say? that's lame asf but not when alitzel says it

by bruhlmaolol1234556788 February 17, 2024

alotid

A word for "a lot", usually used at the ends of sentences to emphasize it's a joke.

"I hate you alotid!"
"Dawg, chill out goofy alotid."
"Kill yourself alotid."

by Zeakify March 6, 2024

Alito

Verb: General: To hide behind your wife. Political: To dodge credible accusations of behavior that is emblematic of your personality and legal track record, by blaming your spouse for an action that you would ALSO be responsible for. Fictional: To feed your wife to the zombies as you run away screaming.

"I'd love to Alito my wife for the stench, but everyone saw me eating the oysters."
"As the White Walkers approached, I could have defended my family, but instead I Alitoed and ran."

by Barleymash May 21, 2024

Alot

A single word spelling of the phrase 'a lot.' Technically considered an error, it's becoming more acceptable by the day to use. This is how most words are created.

Many grammar snobs see this word and either:
A) Chuckle under their breath with a slight upturn of their lip before readying their palms across their keyboard and writing a condescending high-brow fully grammatical response correcting your pathetic mistake,
OR
B) Do the same thing as above but pissed.

I have a call to action for anyone reading this. Please always use 'alot.' It doesn't matter if you've never used it before or have been using it every day of your life, do not stop using it. If someone corrects you, double down. "No, I think that's correct." "Actually, I prefer this spelling. I think I'm going to upload it to Urban Dictionary." Never stop alotting.

Alot forever.

"I get a lot of Reddit karma." (bad spelling)

"I get alot of pussy." (epic spelling)

by cadeotsg December 8, 2024

Alithoelectroplatophobia

The fear of non-lithium batteries, such as A, AA, AAA, A+, A++, A+++, AAAA, B, BB and so on.

I have the irrational fear know as alithoelectroplatophobia.

by WRAPboi March 1, 2025

Alotaibi

Slang for Child porn.

Yo dude, You been watchin Alotaibi?!?? Are you diddy?

by Smashuckler. March 10, 2025

Alliterdade

It means to prosper in the constant state of repetition in one’s life

“It’s as if you have alliterdade yourself from the situation”

by sissypissydissy May 26, 2025