Alitzel
A really short angry little person thats body size does not cooperate with the amount of hatred and no-fucks-given mood she stores in her small head
Alitzel by EricArancibia May 7, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Alitzel
the cutest girl who owns my melody from sanrio, literally no one can take that shit from her bro
makes majoring liberal arts valid because she's an awesome person
supplies everyone with hot cheetos
pink is her color not urs
<3 <3 <3
makes majoring liberal arts valid because she's an awesome person
supplies everyone with hot cheetos
pink is her color not urs
<3 <3 <3
oh my god my melody from sanrio!! u can't get that, only alitzel can
hey what's ur major? liberal arts u say? that's lame asf but not when alitzel says it
hey what's ur major? liberal arts u say? that's lame asf but not when alitzel says it
Alitzel by bruhlmaolol1234556788 February 17, 2024
aritzel
Aritzel will be one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet she is funny,smart,entertaining,creative and more her personality is amazing you are truly lucky if you have an Aritzel in your life she will be a great friend and girlfriend Aritzel will be one of the most understandable people you will ever meet Aritzel will be an amazing person to be around with
aritzel by Jessica Martinez October 14, 2022
aitzel
Aitzel is such a great girlfriend ! She always make ur night and she's really hard to get at with all those guys that be hitting on her. She's wonderful, cute, amazing In any way. Once u make her happy she will literally love you. She can be get nice but once u do her wrong she will never talk to you ever again. Protect her bc she sometimes suicidal but with ur love she will do anything to be happy
Alithzel
Alithzel is a very short, white friend they are very stubborn and shy when you first meet them but once you really get to know them they become your closest friend. They laugh at the worst situations ever but know when to not laugh. They have the worst experience with boys because they rarely like getting in relationships but Alithzels can be very picky and specific with the boys they date. They are know for being shy,loud,stubborn, and beautiful to every boy she meets. Every girl either wants to be her or dislikes over a boy. So If you ever meet one make sure to keep them as one of your closest friends.
Girl#1 - “omg did you see alithzel talking to that new cute boy drake”
Girl#2 - “yes I wish I was alithzel she’s so lucky”
Girl#1- “she gets every boy I hate her”
Girl#2 -“ well that is alithzel “
Girl#2 - “yes I wish I was alithzel she’s so lucky”
Girl#1- “she gets every boy I hate her”
Girl#2 -“ well that is alithzel “
Alithzel by Bella stone January 30, 2021
aritzel
Aritzel will be an amazing person to be Friends with they are funny,creative,smart and more they will be one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet they will be a great friend or girlfriend they are very understandable and just a great person to be around with. You will be extremely lucky to have an Aritzel in your life.
aritzel by Jessica Martinez October 14, 2022
Aitzel
Airzel is a bootylicious fun,amazing,beautiful,smart,bad ass bitch, female who ain't afraid to put a bitch in her place . She is also the sweetest person on Earth she ain't no pussy and is an amazing friend all aitzels are 😍😍
Guy1:who is she?
Guy2:oh that's aitzel!
Guy1: Damn shawty fine af
Guy2:mhm you want her number ?
Guy1:hell yeah
Guy2:oh that's aitzel!
Guy1: Damn shawty fine af
Guy2:mhm you want her number ?
Guy1:hell yeah
Aitzel by Skittlesgang February 19, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026