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A really short angry little person thats body size does not cooperate with the amount of hatred and no-fucks-given mood she stores in her small head
Yo yesterday i seen an Alitzel walking by shes ruthless.
Alitzel by EricArancibia May 7, 2018
Words you can keep
the cutest girl who owns my melody from sanrio, literally no one can take that shit from her bro
makes majoring liberal arts valid because she's an awesome person
supplies everyone with hot cheetos

pink is her color not urs
<3 <3 <3
oh my god my melody from sanrio!! u can't get that, only alitzel can
hey what's ur major? liberal arts u say? that's lame asf but not when alitzel says it
Alitzel by bruhlmaolol1234556788 February 17, 2024
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Aritzel will be one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet she is funny,smart,entertaining,creative and more her personality is amazing you are truly lucky if you have an Aritzel in your life she will be a great friend and girlfriend Aritzel will be one of the most understandable people you will ever meet Aritzel will be an amazing person to be around with
I sure wish Aritzel was here
aritzel by Jessica Martinez October 14, 2022
Aitzel is such a great girlfriend ! She always make ur night and she's really hard to get at with all those guys that be hitting on her. She's wonderful, cute, amazing In any way. Once u make her happy she will literally love you. She can be get nice but once u do her wrong she will never talk to you ever again. Protect her bc she sometimes suicidal but with ur love she will do anything to be happy
Wow aitzel...U and that guy Victor would make a great couple
aitzel by Uggero April 22, 2018

Alithzel 

Alithzel is a very short, white friend they are very stubborn and shy when you first meet them but once you really get to know them they become your closest friend. They laugh at the worst situations ever but know when to not laugh. They have the worst experience with boys because they rarely like getting in relationships but Alithzels can be very picky and specific with the boys they date. They are know for being shy,loud,stubborn, and beautiful to every boy she meets. Every girl either wants to be her or dislikes over a boy. So If you ever meet one make sure to keep them as one of your closest friends.
Girl#1 - “omg did you see alithzel talking to that new cute boy drake
Girl#2 - “yes I wish I was alithzel she’s so lucky”
Girl#1- “she gets every boy I hate her”

Girl#2 -“ well that is alithzel “
Alithzel by Bella stone January 30, 2021
Aritzel will be an amazing person to be Friends with they are funny,creative,smart and more they will be one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet they will be a great friend or girlfriend they are very understandable and just a great person to be around with. You will be extremely lucky to have an Aritzel in your life.
I sure wish Aritzel was here
aritzel by Jessica Martinez October 14, 2022
Airzel is a bootylicious fun,amazing,beautiful,smart,bad ass bitch, female who ain't afraid to put a bitch in her place . She is also the sweetest person on Earth she ain't no pussy and is an amazing friend all aitzels are 😍😍
Guy1:who is she?
Guy2:oh that's aitzel!
Guy1: Damn shawty fine af
Guy2:mhm you want her number ?
Guy1:hell yeah
Aitzel by Skittlesgang February 19, 2019
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