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The Typing of the Dead 

The Typing of the Dead is the best typing game ever created. This awesome and unbelievable unique game, created by Sega and with the assistance of Smilebit(to remake the game into English), forces you to learn how to type correctly. Basically, this game is the house of the dead 2 except instead of shooting the zombies with guns you shoot them with your strapped-on keyboard. This game makes you type funny and sweet phrases like "geisha waltz", "nasal wig", "bahama mama", and "hot babes". In Japan Sega is working to release "The Typing of the Dead 2" so keep your fingers crossed for it to be ported to come to the US.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, wanna come over today and play some Xbox?"

Dude 2: "Naah, man. I'd rather play The Typing of the Dead. You get to type zombies to death."

Dude 1: "WTF are you talking about? The what of the dead?"

Dude 2: "It's the best typing tutor ever. It beats the hell out of Mavic Beacon. It's really simple: Type or Die."

Dude 1: "Fashizzle. I need to work on my typing skills myself. Let me see this game."
The Typing of the Dead by Adel7 August 15, 2007
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The Turtle 

A sex position that occurs when the females legs rest on the males shoulders and he leans over from on top of her, pushing her legs against her body, creating a shell over her body. The male continues to penetrate her.
"Me and Billy turtled last night; it felt so good!"

"When Billy turtles me it gets so deep"

"Hey Molly, what do you say we try the turtle tonight?"
The Turtle by VickySue December 31, 2009

The Tripod 

The Tripod is a Scottish myth of three wild girls so finely in tune with one another that they evolved into one fierce being. The legend goes that they walk the streets of Glasgow under cover of darkness, hunting for parties and unsuspecting victims on whom they bestow their unbelievable chat. The Tripod is said to have such vulgar patter that once this hunt for a party is over, they lie dormant for hours in their own filth, repeatedly cracking the same jokes and laughing maniacally. Be warned - this beast is capable of drawing in even the most sane, sensible and resistant person. You will love it against all better judgment.
The Tripod has left the party - party over.
The Tripod by dr_baws March 11, 2010

The Thinking Cap 

When a man stands behind someone kneeling down and surprisingly tries to stretch his sac over their head. If done correctly the image will portray a skin covered shower cap with 2 small brains in it
Two brains are better than one....so let me give you The Thinking Cap

the thrift shop 

When a malnourished male teenager tries to have sexual intercourse with a virgin and the male proceeds to insert his penis into the female's vagina, takes the female's virginity and then cries afterwards because it hurt
Guy 1) Hey! Just had sex last night. The girl had her first time with me

Guy 2) The girl told me that you did The Thrift Shop to her. Lol

Guy 1) Fuck that hoe

Under The Table Beef Stick 

When you get oral sex under a table in a chinese resturant.
Hey honey when we go to the chinese place can I have an under the table beef stick?

clicking of the tongue

When speaking one might click their tongue indicating what they are going to say next will be legendary.
*click* (clicking of the tongue)"So this bitch decided she wanted to swing at me...."