The Tripod is a Scottish myth of three wild girls so finely in tune with one another that they evolved into one fierce being. The legend goes that they walk the streets of Glasgow under cover of darkness, hunting for parties and unsuspecting victims on whom they bestow their unbelievable chat. The Tripod is said to have such vulgar patter that once this hunt for a party is over, they lie dormant for hours in their own filth, repeatedly cracking the same jokes and laughing maniacally. Be warned - this beast is capable of drawing in even the most sane, sensible and resistant person. You will love it against all better judgment.
The Tripod has left the party - party over.
by dr_baws March 11, 2010
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a man with a penis so big, it is interpreted as a third leg, hence 'tripod'
You are a tripod.
by Anthony Zavarelli May 24, 2002
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1.) A three-legged supporting stand used to hold an object in place

2.) A man sporting a large penis

3.) A group of three friends who are mutually dependant on each other, and privileged to tell people that they have TWO best friends
"Let me set up the tripod so I can take the photo"

Guy: "Your friend Dave's ego is through the roof"
Kev "Yea, he's a tripod"

Guy: "Are you worried about falling out of contact with your old college buddies?"
Ben: "no ones will kick a leg out of the tripod"
by David Read January 23, 2008
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A man with a large penis who when naked appears to have three legs supporting him.
Billy "Gee, your friend Pongo has three legs!"

Jenny "No no, he just has a large penis"

Billy "Oh, so that is why people call him tripod"

Jenny "That's right genius. Well done"

Billy "Thanks... I love you Jenny. Wanna make out?"

by theflightmusic January 10, 2006
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A man whose penis is so large, that it resembles a third leg, resembling a tripod. A less extreme version of Second Torso.
Damn, that guy was a goddamn tripod! I won't be able to sit down for a month!
by Greg "Second Torso" Sheehan February 11, 2006
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A group of 3 best friends that have practically grown up together. And they can't survive without the other, same as a the actual tripod, which would collapse if one leg goes missing...
CHANT: Tripod, Tripod, Tripod JA, Tripod JA, Tripod , WOOOOOOO!
by Badgerette October 22, 2008
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An small man with an unusually large penis
"Tom's dick is huge, he's such a tripod"
by grandpacowdragon July 23, 2013
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